 28
04 2001: 
Before you read it.... I originally didn't intend to make any discrimination
of sorts regarding singaporeans. It was just about the mainstream trend
and government's ridiculous banning of chronicles. BUT, obviously some
singaporeans had no sense of humor and were so patriotic + faithful towards
Singapore's leading political party that they even went all the way to
form a league against me. In other words, I shall ignore you if you
send a mindless negative message as they did, saying "oh
fxxk you, singaporean government rocks", "you made a generalization
(hido: hello...in the first place this is a little tongue-in-cheek
writeup, not a historically important essay) so you suck, you
need a life" . I'll go "delete" and your carefully "planned"
"FEEDBACK" will go down the drain because I do in fact have a life and
I can't be bothered to deal with idiots anymore since they are perfect
examples of mules and are disgraces to the human race. So, don't read
if you don't like it. I've made it clear that no discrimation is intended
except with just a bit of tongue-in-cheek essence. The basic human being
is allowed a bit of sarcastic humor if they don't waste it.
...presenting...
Singapore Censorship Board should
have banned Chronicles 2.
Uhm, first and foremost, I've
typed this up on my computer, since I wont be reading any mails from MLs,
that means no reply since I don't have the time. Maybe a month later.^^;
Anyway my exams are coming up...damn...well I need a life so that I stop
thinking...hmmm...anyway... I miss my email...*sobs helplessly* :p
reasons as follows:
1) Love Flies
a) promotes the abuse of hallucinogens.
-via: enhanced colors,
computerized "swaying" effects, swirl around the solos creating "high"
effects.
b) promotes homosexuality.
-via: see partying mob
at Ken's place. Does some..ah, some... of them seem straightly straight?
of course not.
c) promotes pre-marital sex.
-via: high sensuality,
with an indirect excuse through usage of hallucinogens.
d) Glorifies self-inflicted
wounds aka perverse masochism.
-via: Yukki's plugging
of earphones into skin may delude youths into plugging their own earphones
into their own necks.
2) Neo Universe
a) Glorifies Westerners.
-via: ever notice that
all the pretty women appearing in the video are westerners? We'll have
more of those inferior youngsters who wanna be some-other-race coming up.
This time, instead of merely Americans and Japanese wannabes, we'll have
a new variety of Italian, Brits, and French wannabes.
b) Glorifies no-brains bimbotic
partying culture.
-via: Look at the girl
who doesn't seem like she has any brains dancing like..duh. Soon
we'll be complaining about the shallowness of teens again.
3) Finale
a) Promotes inferiority complex
of local citizens
-via: beautiful potrayal
of scenery which cannot be found in Singapore. Soon more elites of
the nation will be leaving here. We cannot have it as the future
of Singapore will be ruined by the lack of elites, leaving a nation of
retards... Wait a moment, don't we already have a nation of retards?
b) Glorifies dangerous activities
-via: swaying over a
cliff's edge. Might inspire people to hover over the high HDB flats, thus
resulting in a nation of nervous wrecks and lack of paramedics (because
they're all busy carrying the bodies away).
4) Stay Away
a) Inspires dangerous activities
-via: in an attempt to
seem cool and trendy, youngsters may attempt to dance like in the video
and twist their arms. Soon we'll have a generation of weird-walking people
which is not good for the tourism or future development. Oh you know, they
will attempt anything to seem cool.
b) Promotes smoking.
-via: throughout the
video(not only this PV), Ken is smoking. hmm, there goes our efforts towards
the campaign against smoking. Damn!
c) Promotes high school gangs.
-via: note gang-like
image conjured by people playing in bands and smoking and the tie that
they wear. Associate their uniform with our school uniforms, and hey presto,
don't they look like what came out of Tao2 xue2 wei1 long2 (starring Steven
Chow) back in the early 1990s? Soon, to be cool, more youngsters will join
gangs with this image! We'll have more teenager crime rate increments!
5) Anemone
a) Glorifies Olden times
-via: this is the New
Age. We must Catch Up With The Times, otherwise we cannot compete in this
Capitalistic World. Hence, we must be h| t3cH and all d/\ cR/\P. Oldies
are out! We must influence the young to like hi-tech stuff! (and type l|k3
d|s "|/\h".... watch more PCK too while lamenting about
speaking proper "England"!
"Lah"!)
b) Promotes the rise of Transsexual-ity
-via: Do the "girls"
appearing inside the movie seem like they are of the female gender? I think
not. Even if they are, they do not seem so. Therefore, more guys will be
goaded into being transvestites just to be cool. Youngsters nowadays do
not know their boundaries; they can't differentiate between right
and wrong.
c) Cause of Rise of Myopia
in youngsters.
-via: hyde's erect nipples
may draw youngsters into gawking at the video for hours and myopia due
to "wanting to catch more of that view" in the lousy-quality video. (We
must find something else other than our current education system to blame,
because the MOE is part of the govt afterall.) And
yes, for your information,
guys are as prone to being gawked at as much as girls like "meat" at a
market (courtesy of Brave New World, TM)
As you can see, without censorship,
the impressionable young will surely be the cause of the downfall of the
nation in the future. Thus, we must censor everything and anything for
the sake of our nation and its future generation. We must ban Chronicle
2 just like we banned Chronicles! Down With...Uhm, Chronicle? (ah, ah,
scapegoats...)
PS: please remember to look
out for SCP Candidate hidoko Matsumoto-- and remember: throw bank notes,
not rotten tomatoes. If you must throw fruits, please throw fresh bananas.
We shall form the new government named "xin1 gong4" and my philosophy will
be "xiao3 si1" (that's my name actually...:p see: mao3 si1-> Mao Zedong
si1 xiang3...). Amen.
NOTE TO THE DENSE: _most_ of
the above mentioned are dripping with sarcasm. Please do not flame; you
won't win anyway-- since you most likely didn't get this, you won't get
anything else i haveta say. ;p amen.
...although I'm surprised to
find that the ojiisan in charge of the grocery shop downstairs is pro-communism
too...^^;
-hidoko Matsumoto (with the
help of little Tetsu Matsumoto, whose favorite song right now is chi1 qing2
hua4 jia1 by Aaron Kwok^^;;;;-> '94nen no uta naa... on cassette somemore...O_o)
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Singapore Censorship Board should have banned Chronicles 2.